Laughter is one of the best ways to stimulate children's cognitive, emotional and social development. In addition to providing moments of fun and joy, humor helps children deal with difficult situations, express their feelings, increase their self-esteem and improve their relationships with others.
In this article, we share with you 10 jokes for children, on varied topics, that will make your children laugh out loud. Let's go!
- What did one fish say to the other?
Nothing, fish don't talk!
- What does one flea say to another flea?
Shall we walk or wait for the dog?
- There were two lice on a man's bald head, and he said to each other:
Alfredo, let's go, this floor is slippery!
- Joãozinho asks the teacher:
– Mr. Teacher, were you capable of punishing me for something I didn’t do?
– Of course not, Joãozinho.
– Good thing, because I didn't do my homework.
- One summer night, Joãozinho couldn't sleep and complained to his father:
– Daddy, the mosquitoes are biting me!
– Then turn off the light.
After a while, a firefly enters the room and Joãozinho gets up, furious:
– Daddy, mosquitoes now come with flashlights!!
- Daddy, how does it feel to have such a beautiful son?
– I don’t know… Ask your grandfather!
- What did zero say to eight?
I liked your belt!
- What did the tomato do in the bank?
It was to take the extract!
- What did the Mathematics book say to the History book?
Don't tell me stories because I already have a lot of problems!
- What did Joãozinho say to the teacher when she asked him how much 2+2 was?
Easy, teacher, it's 22!
These were the 10 jokes for children that we have selected for you. But if you want to be more original and surprise your children with new and different jokes, you can create your own jokes, using your imagination and taking inspiration from everyday situations. To do this, just follow some simple tips:
- Choice a topic that is of interest or experience to children, such as toys, cartoons, superheroes, sweets, etc.
- Create a fun, unexpected, or absurd situation, which has a contrast or contradiction between what is expected and what happens.
- Use a play on words, a pun, a rhyme, alliteration or onomatopoeia that causes a funny sound effect or semantics.
- End the anecdote with a short and impactful sentence, that reveals the meaning of the joke and provokes laughter.
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