10 Funny Jokes for Kids

Laughter is one of the best ways to stimulate children’s cognitive, emotional and social development. In addition to providing moments of fun and joy, humor helps children deal with difficult situations, express their feelings, increase their self-esteem and improve their relationships with others.

In this article, we share with you 10 jokes for children , on various topics, that will make your children laugh out loud. Let's go!

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1. What did one fish say to the other?
   Nothing, fish don't talk!

2. What does one flea say to another flea?
   Shall we walk or wait for the dog?

3. There were two lice on a man's bald head, and one said to the other:
   Alfredo, let's go, this floor is slippery!

4. Joãozinho asks the teacher:
   - Professor, could you punish me for something I didn't do?
   - Of course not, Johnny.
   - Good thing, because I didn't do my homework.

5. One summer night, Johnny couldn't sleep and complained to his father:
   - Dad, the mosquitoes are biting me!
   - Then turn off the light.
   After a while, a firefly enters the room and Joãozinho gets up, furious:
   - Dad, mosquitoes now come with flashlights!!

6. Dad, how does it feel to have such a beautiful son?
   - I don't know... Ask your grandfather!

7. What did zero say to eight?
   I like your belt!

8. What was the tomato doing at the bank?
   He went to get the statement!

9. What did the Math book say to the History book?
   Don't come to me with stories, I already have enough problems!

10. What did Johnny say to the teacher when she asked him what 2+2 was?
    Easy, teacher, it's 22!

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These are the 10 jokes for children that we have selected for you. But if you want to be more original and surprise your children with new and different jokes, you can create your own jokes, using your imagination and taking inspiration from everyday situations. To do this, just follow a few simple tips:

• Choose a theme that interests or has experience with children , such as toys, cartoons, superheroes, sweets, etc.

• Create a fun, unexpected or absurd situation that has a contrast or contradiction between what is expected and what happens.

• Use a play on words, a pun, a rhyme, an alliteration or an onomatopoeia, which causes a funny sound or semantic effect.

• End the joke with a short, impactful sentence that reveals the meaning of the joke and provokes laughter.

Now that you know how to tell and create jokes for children, don't waste any time and start making your children laugh.

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